I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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