In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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