oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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