i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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