Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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