And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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