im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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