Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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