theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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