But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm drive I can fine osifer
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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