he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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