Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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