ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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