Only a mothe r could love this liver
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
