i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
