I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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