We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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