Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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