just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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