That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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