My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
