Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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