protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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