Will you blow on my dice?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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