Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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