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yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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