with your own penis?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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