How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
