Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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