Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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