You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Me too!
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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