3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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