i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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