if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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