I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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