i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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