i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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