Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
operation harelip BJ is a go
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
So much rum. So many feels.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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