the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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