She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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