You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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