yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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