Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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