She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
