what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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