at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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