called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Found the puke drawer
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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