its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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