i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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