We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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