you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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