If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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