I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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