We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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