Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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